if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
4 words: hood of his car
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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