how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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