I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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