We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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