My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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