haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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