school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
