We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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