Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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