I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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