mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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