no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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