Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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