When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
