I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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