We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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