My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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