moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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