Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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