come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
We had sex on a dog bed..
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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