i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
smell my finger.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
