Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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