Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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