:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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