HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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