So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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