with your own penis?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I have fence marks all over my body
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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