let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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