i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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