it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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