I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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