He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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