I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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