Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
time to smoke my breakfast
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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