But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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