there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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