the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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