somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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