We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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