I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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