Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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