And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
