the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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