It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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