he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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