I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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