If that was your dad, he is hot
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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