drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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