The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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