Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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