I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
