you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
How many fucks given?
0.12846
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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