you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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