It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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