that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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