lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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