the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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